THEY’RE EYES. NOT EAST. FUCKING EYEBALLS, LOOKING THAT-A-WAY. Internet speak, gosh!
And then about a week later… (Really, what goes on in their heads when they say this shit? I sincerely don’t understand, and hope they never reproduce).
There is an oddly large amount of people that just keep sending messages over and over again. “Like, maybe if I just keep asking her stupid questions, she will come around and agree to meet me.” For the record, I’ve met a whopping 2 people on this website in the last year. One I dated for six months. Success rate is minimal.