I’ve been hoarding some of these screen captures for over a year. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have some amazing handle on okcupid either (my screen name is CorrosiveMew). I seriously wonder, though. Pretty sure most of the names on there are some variation of “chicagoguy” or “cubsfanxxx” or something like that.
That first one gets a picture, because, well, if I had to see it you do, too.