Part 100 – a lighter post

I started to read this message and my eyes were already rolling a few lines in.  I checked out his profile to find that he was actually a well articulated, 20 year old, handicapped man.  His entire profile was thoughtful and well worded.  I would have loved to have him as a friend (wee bit young yet).  I hope he has better luck, he deserves it.

 

 

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Part 97

I clicked on his profile and he’s 18.  For one, before you even said anything completely retarded,  you didn’t have a chance.  If I can’t bring it into a bar, I can’t date it.  I opted to keep the bitch at bay and refrained from explaining the reasons why he wasn’t cute.