I started to read this message and my eyes were already rolling a few lines in. I checked out his profile to find that he was actually a well articulated, 20 year old, handicapped man. His entire profile was thoughtful and well worded. I would have loved to have him as a friend (wee bit young yet). I hope he has better luck, he deserves it.
“Boy toy”? No boys at all, thanks. Fucking grow up.
What I hear when someone sells themselves with their dick:
“I have zero personality and I’m kind of illiterate, but hey maybe my dick will save me.”
I clicked on his profile and he’s 18. For one, before you even said anything completely retarded, you didn’t have a chance. If I can’t bring it into a bar, I can’t date it. I opted to keep the bitch at bay and refrained from explaining the reasons why he wasn’t cute.
I want to know what this success rate is. Do women actually respond positively to this? Fucking…. Yeah. I bet you’re “totally cool” bro.
Dude, the typing. It isn’t that hard. I went to a shitty elementary school and even we had basic typing classes.
They must think that being taller than me means I’m just gonna jump to attention. Yeah. Okay. Moving on.